Tuesday 3 March 2009

It Ain't The Years, Honey. It's the Mileage

Twitter is good. Twitter is wise. I've already learned stuff through the medium of tweeting.

First, I was introduced to soy lattes by Laura. Didn't particularly like it, but at least I tried it. And my Grandmother said you should always try everything once. 

True, it was the same Grandmother who once gave me a huge pile of pornography as a present. Trust me, the erotic possibilities of all porn is ruined once your Grandmother gives you a box of it.

Anyway, also through Twitter, Dean Lines stuck up a link to a transcript of a story conference between Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg as they bashed out the idea for Raiders of the Lost Ark. Here it is

I'm making my way through it and it's a good read. Thanks Dean!

You know who I felt most empathy for in "Raiders"? Pat Roach's huge bald Nazi. He's all chuffed because he's beaten up the action-man archaeologist - a good day's work - and then he turns around and gets a propellor in the face. That's life kids. For every fight you win, there's a face-chopping propellor around the corner. 

There, I don't think I can stretch that metaphor any further.    

4 comments:

  1. I do feel a bit sorry for him too.

    But, um, your granny gave you porn?!

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  2. Yep. There was a reason we called her "Mad Nanna"

    As she was going out once, leaving me to watch telly at her place, she told me that there was a bag of books for me. After she left, I looked in it and it was the biggest pile of porn magazines I'd ever seen.

    Now, etiquette guides don't normally cover this sort of thing. I couldn't leave it, because that would seem ungrateful, but didn't want it as - well - it was porn given to me by my grandmother. So I took the option of taking it, binning it and - more importantly - Never Speaking Of It Again.

    She gave me pot once as well. She must be tearing up the afterlife...

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  3. Oh my! Those are good granny stories, I hope you merge them with your fiction one day! My granny told me some stories recently which made me laugh so much that they now form episodes in my novel.

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  4. Yes, I have been thinking of ways to get some Mad Nanna stories into my work, but not sure anyone would believe them...

    Nans are great, aren't they?

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