There. It's official. I am the World's Greatest Dad. I've got a mug to prove it and I'll wave it in the faces of social services if they come knocking. "You can't take them away! I have crockery and we all know that crockery is objective!"
It has also been seconded by the coaster it came with.
Wow, well done. I'll let my pops know that he no longer holds the top spot.
ReplyDeleteBut...but...I also have a mug that makes a similar statement and a non-matching coaster that comes to the same conclusion.
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me that they're counterfeit?
I'm concerned about the number of dads who are under the impression that they are the world's greatest.
ReplyDeletePerhaps we need some kind of "Dad-Off" involving producing coins from behind children's ears and putting up shelving units?
Just do it via allen key collections. Bonus points for extra screws that you don't know what to do with.
ReplyDeleteThe allen key plan is great. I feel I would have an unfair advantage, though, as I spent most of my early 30s in Ikea. And I've got so many extra screws we use them as currency in this house.
ReplyDeleteHa! I can produce shelving units from children's ears and attach coins to walls.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I can never get a vase to balance on the coin afterwards.
Oh, and I call my Allen keys by their proper name: hex keys.
I have 523 of them.
All. Different. Sizes.