First we had Bird Flu. Then Swine Flu came along (Is it not called Pig Flu because there'd be too many flying pig jokes made?).Now we're hearing about the first cases of Fluffy Bunny Flu. Symptoms include an adorable wet nose.
The WHO have raised the alert level to four, two steps short of declaring "Rampant Cuteness".
“At last, a disease we can all really get on board with,” said a Daily Mail spokesman. “It combines just the right levels of scaremongering and feel-good factor. Just look at dem ickle floppy ears. Bad bunny!”
Walt Disney was unavailable for comment.
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