I Can Double Your Productivity!

I'm a very busy man at the moment. In between feeds, entertaining Kids A & B and my chores, I'm trying to get two scripts finished and get something together to show Red Planet. 

Even finding time to eat is a problem. I wanted a Flake and I wanted a doughnut. But I don't have time to eat one after the other. What's a boy to do?

There. I doubled my productivity. Effective time management can be yummy!

A New Project

You've done the writing you planned to do, the Better Half has taken the kids out for a while and there's nothing on the television. What's a boy to do?

It's obvious. You make the world's biggest Kit Kat.

If I wasn't in a steady relationship, I'd suspect that I'd really need to get laid.