You mean she's (ghost) writing children's books now? FFS.With all the great works of children's fiction out there, who in their right mind would choose something written by a woman who's entire career has been based on getting her tits out and marrying the world's most un-life-like man?
My biggest disappointment, though, is that she isn't a fan of dogs so there could be a range of books titled "Katie Price's Perfect Puppies". Then the offices of the Sun newspaper would implode in a shower of double entendre.
P.S. I'm not sure what a double entendre is. Can anybody fill me in?
Boom - and indeed - Boom.
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